This is one of the more "not - serious" topics.
I am here to tell you of a tale, that should be funny, because most of the attendants at Zelaron do have some Sick Humor and most of you fucklets have no sow for anyone that has done wrong or has messed up in the past, so for once im not going to BITCH about somebody making fun of my unreal life-experience. I found my day to be HORRID and with that, i hope it gives you a laugh and an experience of how fucked up life can be sometimes. I am making this thread to joke with you, on my so called ' accomplishments ' of today. Feel free to laugh and show as little sympothy as necessary, becuase it wont change a damned thing considering i'm feeling well now that everything is all fixed.
Well, lets start with first hour... We had an assembely at school thismorning, and i was just goofing off with a bud of mine named Sean. Well, Sean and I just grab our binders as we go to this assembaly. Well, we get all the way there and nearly in our seats when the teacher asks us to run back to the class and put our stuff back up. We do so, and as the speaker is going through his act ( we had a mime for an assembaly, i thought it was quite funny ), everyone was staring at us, while i had this outrageously huge water-stain on my penis area. Not so bad is it? I mean, people have been WAY more embarressed, but this isnt nearly as bad as it gets.
As that passed on and i started laughing at the mime, i went on to Second Hour, well nothing special happened there, but as i went to third hour ( gym ) , the wreckage started happening. I was changing my clothes, and just chatting with some other mates in my locker-room, and i happen to notice something on my pants.
My button on the pands snapped straight fucking off! Yeah, What the hell? It just snaps off, in the middle of changing! Well, to hell with the pants i say, and i figure " well i'll just get it sown on by the nurse" Yea, so much for that idea.
Well, thats not so bad you think? Well, its nothing compared to whats coming up. Yeah, so i was pretty "weirded out" to that happening... Oh well!.. Now, i got done with gym, and my button falls off. I zip up my pants all the way, hoping that they will stay on the rest of the day. Little did i know, that my zipper is VERY delicate. I got about halfway into the restroom when my zipper started falling down, and then my pants fell down.
I got into the stall, and then i just stand there with my pants down. I pulled my zipper up as far as it could go, walk out the bathroom, and my bloody pants fall right the fuck down again! Well, from this point on, im about 10 minutes late into fourth hour. I go back into the stall, and i pull the zipper so fucking far up that it just COMES RIGHT OFF MY BLOODY PANTS! Now i've got a pair of pants with NO zipper, and NO button!
You think thats completly bad eh? Well, just wait.
I decide to just poke a hole of where the button was, get some rope, and tie it.
That works. Hallelugha! Now i've just got to pull my hoodie over my fucking pant zipper(that is right now revealing my, yes, penis) the whole bloody day.Okay, so i manage to get to the nurses office. I tell her about the situation and ( i had an appointment with the nurse after third hours btw ) and she seems understanding.
Well while i was getting checked for some things(too private to tell), about 4 girls walk in, and 2 that im kind of fond of. She starts talking about my pants falling down and laughing at me. She basically tells me the story over and over like i dont fucking know it! Well, i get done w/ the check behind the curtain, and then i walk out with all of the girls just busting out laughing. Well, nothing too major, but i forgot that my zipper is undone! Yeah, well thats perfect.
End of the story is that i get laughed at some of the day and that i have to get a new pair of jeans.
Summary:
Slanish had a bad bad days
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