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Two for me, and one for the ladies!
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Posted 2004-12-03, 09:19 AM
Well, I have my eyebrow and labret pierced because I wanted them, "however," I thought to myself, "this seems rather dilly dally and selfish of such a gentleman, and as such I am!" Therefor I had no choice but to get another piercing, this one strictly for the ladies. I laid brow on a tongue piercing, from there I then purchased the single most awesome piece of body jewelry to exist. Ever. Yup.

http://www.bodycandy.com/cgi-bin/item/5013

For the times when Sheet Sharking is just too hard to resist with your girlfriend, your lady friend, your lady friend and her girlfriend, your best friend's girlfriend, etc... The list goes on. I'm sure Sir-Pimps-A-Lot Titus can continue this list if anyone is interested, I lack the energy.

So.... Yup. Got it done the day after Thanksgiving, and wanted to post this link in case anyone out there wants to please that special someone. (After of course a month of no exchanging of bodily fluids, and a week of a swollen tongue, you can change it to this after a few weeks.)

Yeah.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2004-12-03, 09:38 AM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Two for me, and one for the ladies!"
I though it was gonna be a vibrating penis ring "for the ladies".
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Posted 2004-12-03, 09:49 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "I though it was gonna be a vibrating..."
Genuine Metallica Cock Ring -- $100.
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Posted 2004-12-03, 01:16 PM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "Genuine Metallica Cock Ring -- $100."
Made from real cock?

I want one!!
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Posted 2004-12-03, 01:18 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Made from real cock? I want one!!"
hai mr. DEE EFF DEE!! <3
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Posted 2004-12-03, 01:33 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "hai mr. DEE EFF DEE!! <3"
Aww...shittitit.
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Posted 2004-12-03, 05:45 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "I though it was gonna be a vibrating..."
I'm not thoughtful and generous enough to impale my penis. No, I'm not that kind.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2004-12-03, 06:07 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I'm not thoughtful and generous enough..."
*waves hands* HAI MR. DEE EFF DEEEE!!!! <3
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Posted 2004-12-03, 07:49 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "*waves hands* HAI MR. DEE EFF DEEEE!!!!..."
hai hai hut

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2004-12-03, 07:50 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "hai hai hut"
I think he wants you to try it out on him.
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Posted 2004-12-03, 10:06 PM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post "Two for me, and one for the ladies!"
Wow... from living in a box, to electronic vibrators imbeeded in your tounge...

Technology sure has come a long way for you hasn't it.
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Posted 2004-12-04, 12:32 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Wow... from living in a box, to..."
Your avatar is disturbing.
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Posted 2004-12-04, 10:50 AM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Your avatar is disturbing."
The fuck? That is disturbing.
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Posted 2004-12-04, 01:16 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Your avatar is disturbing."
Word. I thought it was hilarious when i saw it.
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Posted 2004-12-05, 09:00 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Word. I thought it was hilarious when..."
You'll get over it, I had all those piercings and shit when I was your age.

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Posted 2004-12-05, 10:50 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "You'll get over it, I had all those..."
Yeah, but you know that's cheating right!
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Posted 2004-12-05, 11:34 AM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "You'll get over it, I had all those..."
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You'll get over it, I had all those piercings and shit when I was your age.
I have no doubt about that. However right now, I'm loving them. I may keep my tongue until my late 20's though. Though obviously as I advance more and more through life and careers, the facial piercings would have to go, of course. As most dress codes are against them.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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Posted 2004-12-05, 11:50 AM in reply to DaFrigginDoctah's post starting "I have no doubt about that. However..."
Is it possible to use that thing as a dick piercing...?

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Posted 2004-12-05, 11:53 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Word. I thought it was hilarious when..."
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Word. I thought it was hilarious when i saw it.
It is hilarious
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