Yea, so I have a floor tile fetish...hardwood, linoleum, marble, etc. I drill holes in them and stick my dick through and fuck them. I love smearing my cum all over them. Oh man, put em in the freezer and fuck em cold for an extra kick.
Did you know that Potatoes are called Spuds, because in Southern Ireland, they used a spade with a very small, but long blade, that they called a Spud. So the name stuck for Potatoes.