Wait, what the fuck am i saying?
How do you memorize dances? Watch the music videos over and over again? WHY would you want to learn how to dance like VANILLA ICE?
Just because his pictures look like he's had a hard night drinking and had his stomach pumped Lil Kim style, you shouldn't judge him even if he's a cocksmoking little sinner.
If he's the king of funk, you're the queen of bunk. He's being sarcastic.
Actually, I have memorized both those dances.
I work with ALL black people, and I mean ALL black people, so they call me Vanilla Ice (wigger). So as a joke I downloaded the music video and memorized the dance after watching it 3 times. I can perform it flawlessly. I did it in the lunch room, just to piss the supervisor off. He came out saying "What the FUCK is wrong with you?? Crazy ass white boy."
This other dude there remembered the lyrics from back when the song came out, so he was singing it.
Gay? No. Borderline-gay? Probably. Am I straight? Without a doubt, yes yes yes.
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...