Just when you think you've seen it all, something shows up.
Two nights ago i was working cell block, one of the regular crew called in and I'am one of the fall back guys, So i was running showers. I Started at 1800 and finnished at 2230, damn it was hot in there. Anyway after I was finnished Lt. Hodge called me into the one-on-one room and told me i was gonna work suicide watch for the night. Its an easy job, sit in an airconditioned room and log down what 5 guys are doing every 15 minutes. For the first couple of hours it was pretty boaring because they were all sleeping. Well about 0230 the guy in the first cell, which he is striped naked and only given a matress to sleep on, jumps up and starts giggling. He is a bit crasy. Well after about 10 minutes of non-stop giggles he sits back down and starts picking the hair off his balls. My god how boared do have to be to pick the hair off your balls one by one.......... I'am sure iam gonna see something stranger, but i pray its not going to be as desgusting as this sight.. I don't get payed enough to see that.
I feel sorry for you masterac. And I thought me not having cable for the night was bad... ...although I still don't have my cable back.....FUCK YOU COMCAST!
I was at a jailhouse once, had to walk through this small area where all the inmates were. One of them slapped my ass (I was like, 7 at the time) and goes "Cute"...that still has scarred me :/
I was at a jailhouse once, had to walk through this small area where all the inmates were. One of them slapped my ass (I was like, 7 at the time) and goes "Cute"...that still has scarred me :/
I'm pretty sure that masterAC doesn't eat steak while watching inmates -_-.
I did that one time, culinary (the good cooks) made some steaks for the officers.
Penny_Bags said:
Yeah. Don't you fuck with these guys or anything? Get creative!
Well its a little hard to fuck with the guys on suicicde watch when they are sleeping, you are sitting in a sound proof room so alll you can really do is flip them the bird and eat food they arent gonna taste for 10 to 20.