i almost puked just now.

my dog came up all happy to see me, only to breathe in my face and almost make me puke. holy. fucking. shit. i have no idea what or where the smell came from, but i have never, EVER, smelled a more horrendous thing in my entire fucking life. wow.

Delicious.

umm.. yeah. it smelled somewhat like an extremely potent coffee smell.

Just great, maybe the dog licked his own ass a few minutes before he came up to you.

pretty sure shit doesn't smell like coffee.

You never know with dogs.

How big is your dog? I have a 3 pound Shih Tzu, and her breath can knock out a cow.

i have a 2 month old lab puppy. she's about 50 pounds now. i don't know what it was, but it was fucking gross. and no, it wasn't just normal dog breath.

Next time, pop a mentos into the dogs mouth. That should counter the stench.

lol, i'll remember that.

The freshmaker.

Thank you, that was the joke.

rofl.
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Duh, I felt like saying "The freshmaker.", is that suddenly a problem?

No, but it was the joke.

Yes, it was.

No, it wasn't!!!

Meh, you almost puked? I had a half dauschund/half beagle. She had an iron stomach and one time she farted...i passed out and when I woke up, at least 2 hours had passed by...

Yes it was, you just weren't in on it.

ROFL!!! That's nasty.

Slim: You werent in on it. I started it.