It's finally warm enough to start wearing shorts again!! I hate the winter weather up here!! It gets so fucking cold up here that your nosehairs freeze together in the morning. I'm completely serious.
Well, I could've just hunted "them" down one by one and torn their collective scrotums off to prove my superiority. But, I decided to be a little more covert about my intentions. Besides, it's fucking cold, and I'm pissed off about it.
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