Hmm... A FUNNY joke this time...

Three vampires walk into a bar, and sit down at the counter... The bartender walks up to the first vampire and asks "What'll ya' have buddy?"
The first vampire responds, "A Bloody Mary." So the Bartender goes and makes it for him... Then walks up to the second vampire...
Bartender, "What's your order pal?"
"A Bloody Mary", the second vampire responds. So the Bartender says "okay" and makes it for him, then walks up to the third vampire...
Bartender, "And what for you?"
Third Vampire, "A glass of hot water, please."
The Bartender asks, "A glas of hot water??" With a somewhat bewildered look on his face, the third vampire nods, so the bartender gets him a glass of hot water...

When the bartender handed the third vampire the glass, he said "Hey buddy, I gotta ask... Your friends here all got Bloody Mary's, and you got a glass of hot water... ?"
The third vampire rummages through his coat pocket, pulls out a bloody tampon, and says "Tea Time!"

Disgusting... Kinda funny... Utterly disturbing...

Yea...pretty sick

Heard it in 6th grade -_-

That is really sickening i almost craped my fuckin pantz.......... funny though

Funny shit but nasty shit all at the same time. *shivers*

HAHAHA. ew.

well when i was done reading it... i made this sound: "Heheh".

its decent i guess

I want you to back that up, Ex. Give me the sound byte, NOW!

Bleh, joke is 6/10.

Not very funny

5/10

Not very funny

I hate blood, it almost made me punk, but I was laughing so I couldnt

i wasn't expecting that ending...

that was awesome dude keep the jokes coming

great joke.. 7 outta 10