A chat with .... slaynish

Well, i've got some advice, if your thinking about iming slaynish for no good reason, reconsider

Aim 1s Gay: Lol, your activity lvl is 7%

slaynish: where?

Aim 1s Gay: on Zel

slaynish: hey rena, how can i shoot cum like those guys in the porno movies? i see guys shoot that shit onto the girls face from a good 4 feet away..i wanna learn how to shoot my load like peter north..tell me wat i should doEasy

Aim 1s Gay: ....wtf

slaynish: Kegels for Men or (Stop and Go)
Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position — but right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them behind your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little soft, and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP. If you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot more semen.

slaynish: Dearest Rena,
what can i do to make the little soldier bigger?

slaynish: If you pay a plastic surgeon several thousand dollars, your penis can become fatter, but not really longer. And you know what? That's really the only method of penis enlargement that works. Everything else — particularly pills sold through magazines and the Internet — is a scam, aimed at malekind's #1 biggest insecurity. Some devices involving suction or vacuum can actually injure your penis.
Instead of trying to change it, learn to accept your penis exactly the way it is. It's amazing how much incredible pleasure it can provide.

Aim 1s Gay: your retarted

Aim 1s Gay: Im gonna post this on zel, go look in the chat forum

slaynish: lol

slaynish: i dont care

slaynish: this is kick fucking ass!

Aim 1s Gay: lol

slaynish: Semen is mostly water with the rest made of sugars and some protein (it's essentially nonfat). I'd estimate about 10 calories — maybe a little more. So hogwash on all those things you hear about swallowing semen. But remember, most health practitioners consider swallowing semen an act of unsafe sex. Even though it won't get you pregnant, it can transmit STDs.
Aim 1s Gay: I'm not even gonna read that, the first word is semem, ...

slaynish: lol
Aim 1s Gay: Your too young to be reading about this kinda stuff
slaynish: its about what semen is made of

Aim 1s Gay: lol