Why is everyone turning Zelaron into fucking Govteen?? The parallels are so strikingly disturbing. It starts off with mantralord spreading his language of the penis, then with some girl who has issues (theres a shock) and finds ways to turn threads into gay sex conversations. To complete the ensemble, people are writing their own autobiographies for nobody to read. One person spilling randomly is O.K., but when everyone begins to post about how their cat died in 1994, I begin to not give a flying fuck. Keep it to yourself unless it has some drastic relation with a thread that (hopefully) doesn't invole razors or carbon monoxide poisoning.
To summarize: Your lives are worthless. Stop telling us about them. We all have lives too. (Hopefully)