Hah, only in the Ghetto!

um ya...So there was just some naked black woman sitting on our corner fingering herself. When she "finished" she began to wander aimlessly around 33rd and Branywine street. When the locals tried to cover her bare ass up, she started kicking at swinging. The whole neighborhood soon came out of their homes and a group of 5 courageous women proceeded to beat her into submission and cover her nakedness. Presently, there are 38 black folks outside of my house watching the aftermath and discussing what just went down. I only wish that this was a joke. Only in the ghetto I tell ya!

Now that was a great time. This was his away message on AIM by the way.

Swear to God this is true...

omg eww i hope for your sake she wasnt ugly...

Wait...Isnt he your roommate? which means His building=your building ?

Hmmm, he talks to him roomate which is in the other room through aim, lmao! Kinda like calling yourself with your cellphone.

whats wrong with that i talk to my self on my computer

Hmmm... perhaps he just saw it when he was using the computer? You know what... who the fuck really cares anyway? As long as the story's funny.

Jesus, what are you people dumb? I have AIM, he has AIM, he put up an away message, I checked it, and instead of summarizing the story myself, I just copy and pasted it here. Sheesh, try not to read into every fucking thing you hear so much.