They only live for 24 hours? wow try to calculate that to "human years" I think a dog is like 5 years for every human year or sumthin so thats like uh..well i dont feel like doin the math so its prolly like 10 years for every 3 or 4 hours
nah...they go under your damn porch light at night...fucking A man! Junebugs suxxor!!!I live in Texas as well...what is this forum coming to...all us damn Texans!!!
"The belonging you seek is not behind you, it's ahead."
--Maz Kanata
i know im fuckin scared of them im out having a smoke they land on my back and crawl up to my neck and tickle the hairs and i jump and get a knife and stab the mother mother fucks, btw to many hicks in these forums
kuja´s #1 said:
Nice of you to do this. You trully are the world's nicest ass fuck.
Here in alaska, the best part. Is that there never is a problem with insects. And in the winter, they vanish... But one time a mosquito was flying around in my room, and I couldnt catch him, so for fun, I shot him with a paintball gun.
Havent tried it... probably not. You can freeze a paintball and put it in there, would hurt more...
And rabber, I cant swat him with my hand fast enough, but I dont think he's fast enough to move from when I press the trigger to when he becomes one with the paint.
Junebugs are bugs that dig in the ground and come out at night. They are nocturnal and are attracted to light. I don't think they live very long ( maybe a few days ) but reproduce so fast that they seem to just keep coming. By the way cock-roaches live up to 2 years. HOLY CRAP!