Poem compiled of GWB quotes

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

Heh, that was entertaining, Mjordan.

Wow, making fun of George Bush is INCREDIBLY ORIGINAL!

EXCELLENT.

Only thing this is missing is his quotes about OBYNs and tribal sovereignty.

But is our children learning is fake mj, for shame

Really? I could have sworn I saw it on the Daily Show at some point. Meh, the unfiltered garbage that man vomits forth all sort of runs together in my memory.

"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'"
During that same South Carolina campaign swing in January 2000, Governor Bush committed another grammatical mix-up while wrangling a sentence containing both singular and plural subjects, this example occurring (with a modicum of irony) during the portion of his stump speech dealing with education:

That's not to say Bush hasn't had his share of flubs. Part of his stump speech focuses on education. On Tuesday, talking to a crowd of several hundred at a cavernous civic center in Florence, S.C., Bush decried those who ignore educational programs that produce no results -- inadvertently revealing a temporary shortcoming in his own grammar skills.

"What's not fine is rarely is the question asked, are, is our children learning?" Bush said.


Miller, T. Christian. "With a Grin, Bush Answers Early Charges of Aloofness."
Los Angeles Times. 14 January 2000 (p. 20).

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