Bush Beetle

Hahahaha.
Taken from The Austin Chronicle:
"In April, two former Cornell University entomologists, in what they said was a show of respect, anmed three new species of beetles that feed on slime mold after President Bush, Vice President Cheney, and Defense Secretary Rumsfeld. "We admire these leaders to do the very difficult and unpopluar work of living up to principles of freedom and democracy..."
The Agaithidium bushi are found in Ohio, Virginia and North Carolina, while the cheneyi and rumsfeldi are native the Mexico."

WooT! Hooray for slime eating insectile presidents.

Dumbasses. I'm trying to think of more to say, but nothing is coming to mind.

I smell a lawsuit!

I try not to get too involved in politics but that is pretty funny.

Is this a joke. The Cheneyi one made me think it's a joke.

This is the fucking lamest joke ever.

I'm pretty sure its not a joke in the sense that the article is fictional. Although the scientist could think its funny rendering it a joke of sorts but hey, they are entomologists or whatever.