I swear it...

I'm going to carve out your jugular, throw it in the diswasher, remove the soggy-yet-clean remains, tie it around my freshly polished exhaust pipe until the heat from the warm pipe turns it to nothing but soot. Leaving a black ring of your previous existance around my tailpipe.
I'll pull your fingernails off, carve them into tiny arrowheads, and shove them into your eyeballs.
I'm going to relieve you of your testicles by use of a steaming hot Swiss Army stainless steel toothpick.
I will twist your arm in circles at the socket until it removes with ease, listening to the crackling of your slowly admitted pain, yet in a tremendous amount.
I'll jump on your chest until it caves in and you cant help but vomit your intestines over my steel toed shoes.
I will rip off your ball sack, tie your two testicles together, throw them in a large canister of pop rocks, and add highly carbonated Mega Jolt soda drink.
I'm going to puncture a hole in your bladder and watch with delight as your urine fills your stomach cavity, through the recently made hole in your gut.
I'll remove your blue left forearm, hand included, and shove it down your throat until I see it protrude through your digestive system, then slice it open, and tie a knot around it using your urethra.





RACIST ASTRONAUTS!
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canada
richard nixon
sausage
jalapenos
nevada
DFD
hats
Mayor McCheese
a bag of walnuts
supersize
tablespoon
teabag
nuclear weapons
salt water
the value of pi
aluminum
the sun
a box of toothpicks
france
ctrl-alt-del
pikachu
quartz
k-mart