Arkantis: How the hell?

I could've just pm'd this to you, but I figured the whole forum might like to know.

When you joined Zelaron for the first time, before the crash, you were terribly illiterate in the English language. You couldn't formulate the simplest of sentences. Now, your English has seemed to have infinitely improved in an ubelievably short amount of time. How the hell did this happen? When I say you were illiterate, I don't mean like "yo man...wassup g-foo...ima grab a gat." I mean, you didn't know the simplest words, and had no idea whatsoever about the syntax of this language. You gave us some pathetic excuse saying you weren't from an English-speaking counrty. So who are you, really? Obviously, you're not who you pretended to be. Why the bluff?