Elegant Finger Nail of Treason

12 - 13 Damage
-5 maximum damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your mastrubation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear

Blue Vomit

Elbow
4 - 8 Damage
+2 to all reading skills
Tattoo (40/40 charges)
+4 to damage

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