Bloated Net of Wisconsin
89 - 96 Damage
Hit causes target to quit taking water pills
-30 vs female targets (PMS)
+3 to cheese making skills
Ladle of the Pimp
89 - 96 Damage
+3 to Pimping skills
Summons ho's
+900% to find gold

these are entertaining!!

"Every harem has its eunuch" - Ridicule