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Posted 2003-06-14, 07:08 PM
in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"
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Chruser said:
GFraizer's Dildo
110 - 230 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints
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ROFLMAO
Pubic Hair of Leaping Laughter
4 - 5 Damage
Enables flying
unable to attack
Really happy
Abused Tulip of Ohio
0 - 4 Damage
Hit causes monsters to seek counseling
+4 to all skills for not living in the south
Horadric Chainsaw of Meph Runs
86 - 123 Damage
Allows player to kill Deckard Cain
8000% chance to find magic items
5000% enhanced damaged to demons
Player becomes reclusive
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