Okay, people. If the South is so racist, then how come all the slaves were brought here under the Stars and Stripes? ALSO THE FEDS PAID ALL SOLDIERS EQUALLY

Oh, and by the way kids, when you burn a cross, remember to do it in the name of the Lord! (The media thinks you are some sort of terrorist when you burn a cross) http://www.kkklan.com/fierycross.htm

I mean, these wannabe Klannies are now burning swastikas (a pagan symbol) & doing Nazi salutes instead of the traditional Klan salute (seen here: http://www.kkklan.com/truefl4.gif)

The KKK was never about killing innocents; the KKK was all about killing the guilty.

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.