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You: Hi, this is Dan.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: oh, great

You: Dan is great.

Stranger: did they start a new thread again or are you doing this just by yourself?

You: What matter is it when I am Dan?

Stranger: It matters to OP, for he probably had some problems in his childhood, resulting in him lurking on 4chan and being considered a 'faggot' by many

You: But OP is but one of many faggots in the land.

Stranger: that is indeed true

You: The day OP is not a faggot is the day the world shall end.

Stranger: OP is Dan.

You: Darkness shall consume the world and all shall be lost as armies of Dan come to arms.

Stranger: hm, could be worse

You: What is worse than armies of Dan? They shall consist of bronies and furries.

Stranger: so what?

You: It shall be like an inglorious Ragnarok.

Stranger: Ragnarök will be pretty badass, with all the Aesir and Vanir fighting giants n stuff

You: Odin will squash all armies of Dan.

You: For the armies of Dan are no match for the Einherjar.

Stranger: These armies probably won't even fight

You: Probably.

You: But it matters not.

Stranger: I saw a huge pile of shit today, I guess it was about 3 lbs.

You: I average 3 pounds of shit a day.

Stranger: you should do something productive or helpful. or educate yourself.

You: Which is why I have never gained a pound.

You: I educate myself in a week's time.

Stranger: now your weight is 0 lbs.? :0

You: oh ho ho ho

You: what you did there, I see it.

Stranger: I has a sad. Help me.

You: Just remember you go down the road, not across.

Stranger: suicide is boring

You: Suicide is painless, it brings on many chanes.

You: Goddammit. I misspelled changes.

Stranger: it is not painless for those who you leave behind

You: Death is never painless for those left behind. Unless they are emotionless.

Stranger: so... are you telling me to turn my family and friends into robots/cybermen and then commit suicide?

You: Yes.

You: And have them do your bidding.

You: And conquer a new nation.

Stranger: okay

You: But now I must take my leave. May Dan be with you.

Stranger: brb

Stranger: kthxbai

You: kthxbai2u2

You have disconnected.