You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: pony
Stranger: male
You: go on...
Stranger: u female?
You: PONY
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Stranger: hey there ! I am 17/female/germany and i get turned on by drawn animal porn, ask me anything you want! =) (example picture :
http://www.imagebanana.com/view/m7qh...da7c43b85e.jpg )
You: wat
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I just smoked 20 blunts
You: SHUT UP
You: YOU'RE A NIGGE
Stranger: Fuck you bitch!!!
You: EAT MY PONY ASS
Stranger: I'll fucking slit your throat!
You: CALL YOUR BLUFF
Stranger: FAGGOT!
You: NOW YOU HAVE TO, PUSSY
Stranger: You fucking faggot get a life!
You: NO U
Stranger: Your a little bitch
You: You're*
Stranger: Cunt ass no pussy getting nigga
Stranger: Loose your virginity you little bitch
You: lose*
Stranger: Tired of your hand yet you faggot?
You: nope
You: it's so good jerking off to your bad grammar
Stranger: Biiiiitch you must not get any pussy
You: YOU WILL LOVE ME!!!!!!!
Stranger: Smoke some blunts nigga
You: BLUNT SOME NIGGAS SMOKE
Stranger: Then you will be tight
You: nigga u night
You: tight*
You: fuuuuuuck
Stranger: You smoke weed?
You: Bitch I AM weed.
Stranger: I Rollin up a whole ounce today
Stranger: I got a 2 25 packs of blunt wraps
Stranger: No "a"
You: I got 2 cars and a job.
Stranger: I got one car and a job
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: And a steady income
You: you ever been to Zelaron?
Stranger: Nah you ever been to Amsterdam?
You: No by my mom has
You: but*
Stranger: Hahahah
Stranger: Man I want to go there really fuckin bad
You: I hear they got some you know what just about everywhere you feel me>
You: ?*
Stranger: My friend his names don he said there isn't a place you cant get any
Stranger: He lives there
You: My buddy Kagom says you can get the fist in Germany, if you get what I'm sayin'
Stranger: Wtf
Stranger: I don't know what "getting the fist" means.
You: Check it on Google.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Sounds gay
You: It's got a lot to do with paper
Stranger: Just tell me what it is
You: okay so like you make a first and get behind the dude
You: and you bend down and you spread open the cheeks and you
Stranger: Faggot
Stranger: Are you gay?
You: shove it so far up you can touch his urethra
You: and then you keep going until your finger comes out his hole
Stranger: Cool
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