Here's a word grouping that's bound to incite rage and dismay: Tupac Shakur was white. That's right, he was an Anglo-Saxon, probably of European descent who may have enjoyed the cool breeze that often accompanies wearing a kilt.
Or so claims a psychic anyway - one by the name of Victoria Bullis. And Tupac wasn't just any white man, no! He was a general in America's horrible war against itself. For the record, back then he referred to it as The Civil War, not The War Of Northern Aggression, and he was probably chief in charge of recruiting time travellers from the distant future to help the north triumph.
That's just something we heard on a subway once.
Psychic Victoria Bullis recently worked with manly magazine Stuff on an intense story. The story's complexity wasn't so much due to extensive library research and Google perusal as it was from contacting Tupac Shakur (CDs) from beyond the grave. Difficulty getting ahold of him is no surprise though, as Tupac is busy up there, and the line is usually crackly. When he does come through, you have to keep asking him if he's there every time you hear a click. It's a headache most couldn't handle; luckily though, Bullis is quite good at it.
She claims that when she contacted Shakur he told her a few things. The first of which was that in the American Civil War he was a great white American general, a commander of legions fighting to keep the union together. We here at hecklerspray think it probably looked something like the video for California Love, but with a little less dune buggy and a lot more screaming "Boo Yaa!"
Another thing Tupac told her was that he's not dead, he's in Brazil and his tattoos are fine. Actually, he told us that, not Bullis, and it wasn't through any sort of telepathy. We heard him say it when we played Thugz Mansion backwards. He also said he buried someone named Paul and we should worship Ronnie James Dio's dark master, whatever that means.
One other thing Tupac did tell Bullis was that he knew who'd killed him so young in this life. He didn't drop any specific names, and that's lucky as we were just about to avenge him. Regarding Tupac knowing who his killer was, and how this could possibly be true, Bullis said:
"When you pass to the next life you see the whole thing."
Plus he was there when it happened - she should have wrapped that in quotation marks too.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklers...shakur_us.html
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Late rapper TUPAC SHAKUR used to be the right-hand man of assassinated US president ABRAHAM LINCOLN, a famous medium claims.
World-renowned psychic VICTORIA BULLIS has contacted Shakur from beyond the grave for a piece in the new issue of US men's magazine Stuff and her findings are surprising.
As part of Bullis' chat with Shakur, the rapper tells her he was a white general during the American Civil War (1861-1865).
The medium insists Shakur knows who his killer was: "When you pass to the next life you see the whole thing."
http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlf...ral_28_02_2006
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
^ Why I don't believe in psychics.