Alas, I'll have to create my magnum opus first and have it copyrighted before that could happen. But believe you me, sonny boy, when it does you'll be the first I send a link to.

Is there anything in particular people want to know? It's always nice to have something in mind when you're writing about yourself. I could rattle on about how I have extra testicles rather than nipples, three cocks (so how do my trousers fit? Like a glove!), and that if I turned the charm on I wouldn't be able to move for a sea of lovestruck women, but not everyone wants to hear about that.