I had hoped I'd get to predict the revival of the Ocarina of Time review police on GameSpot, which gave thumbs down en masse to haters assigning that game scores of 9.9 OR LESS. Unfortunately, Metacritic makes the discrepancy between reviewer rating (excellent) and actual quality (good/great) pretty obvious in this case.

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