Totally unrelated, but one of my old bitchy neighbors called the cops on my apartment because my roommate was outside shooting a BB gun. She told the cops it was a rifle and that I could seriously harm someone. I explained to the cop it was just a BB gun and even showed him. He was like yeah I didn't really think it was a rifle.

Come to find out, this is the lady that has been complaining on me ever since I moved there. I think I'm going to knock on her door in the near future and ask her what the fuck her problem is. When I'm leaving for work at 8:00 in the morning, she always has her door open with a chair propped up and just glares at me. Ok, it's visibly obvious I'm going to work you fucking dyke. Leave me alone.

Old people piss me off.