I did say most. My buddy was also a security guard for a while. He's had military training and has studied various forms of combat for his entire life. He makes fun of the profession on a regular basis.
Nevertheless, I'm sure there are a number of security guards out there that aren't grossly unqualified, and I've no doubt that you are in that upper crust, Volls, simply based on your general display of intelligence. Sorry if I implied otherwise.