Thread: Chatbox 8/21/08
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Posted 2008-08-22, 07:40 AM in reply to Kazilla's post "Chatbox 8/21/08"
Actually, it was hilarious. In case anybody is interested on what happened:

[23:38] Kazilla: fanboy please try again in your thread
[23:38] Kazilla: you seriously failed misserably
[23:38] Thanatos: I can't get away from this dude...
[23:38] Thanatos: Two people have you on their ignore lists
[23:38] Thanatos: I'm about to add you too
[23:39] Kazilla: k? life would be grand - but first pelase do reply to my thread before you scurry under the rug
[23:40] Kazilla: or personally ask for it to be closed for reason of you dont know wtf to say and are embarassed that you failed so publicly and miserably
[23:40] Thanatos: How old are you?
[23:41] Thanatos: Legit question.
[23:41] Kazilla: "Does your limited intellect not grasp the concept of a 'Profile'? Click the fucking button, read, and learn." taken from volls
[23:42] System: HandOfHeaven has joined the chat
[23:42] Thanatos: I'm the one that supposedly doesn't know what to say but you're quoting other people's flames.. okay dude...
[23:42] HandOfHeaven: So you're not smart enough to come up with your own flames?
[23:42] HandOfHeaven: Fight your own battles Kazilla? You are a coward
[23:42] KagomJack: Hey HoH
[23:42] Kazilla: actually i was editting the one i posted for your reference so i decided why not
[23:42] Thanatos: You've got it confused HoH
[23:43] Thanatos: IM the one that doesn't know what to say
[23:43] Kazilla: lol thanatos you are by far more comical then 1/2 the bandwagon brothers
[23:43] HandOfHeaven: Sup KJ
[23:43] Kazilla: HoH just wants to be wanted so he might end up on the bandwagon trio - we'll see
[23:44] Thanatos: ...
[23:44] System: Slim has joined the chat
[23:44] Slim: Thanatos
[23:44] Thanatos: Eh?
[23:44] Slim: Do you have a bit of pipe on hand by any chance?
[23:45] HandOfHeaven: Kazilla, teh fuck are you talking about?
[23:45] Thanatos: Yeah, I have this lead pipe right here. It's pretty sturdy and could probably be used to hit things
[23:45] Slim: I need to shove it up Kazilla's ass to unwedge his head.
[23:45] Slim: You don't want to hang onto that pipe, do you?
[23:45] Thanatos: I'm afraid that's impossible Slim
[23:45] Thanatos: The guy is just too far gone..
[23:45] Slim: I shall still try.
[23:45] Kazilla: unwedge(my)grammer from all my psots would be nice
[23:46] HandOfHeaven: Might have better luck with the jaws of life, Slim
[23:46] Slim: Or lack thereof
[23:46] Kazilla: slim your brother isnt around
[23:46] Kazilla: can you function without him?
[23:46] Slim: Only child.
[23:46] Slim: Keep trying
[23:46] KagomJack: Not much, HoH
[23:46] Thanatos: Apparently jamer is your brother... I don't think you've received the memo
[23:46] Slim: I hear assumptions are all the rage in dumbassville.
[23:46] Kazilla: Slim + Jamer = Bandwagon brothers I thought of that myself - althought HoH wants in i think so you might have to make room
[23:46] KagomJack: You?
[23:47] Thanatos: You hear that?
[23:47] Slim: Sweet Christ. You're even more retarded than fucking Zagggon.
[23:47] Thanatos: He thought of it himself..
[23:47] Thanatos: We're having a breakthrough, ladies and gentlemen
[23:47] HandOfHeaven: Just playing some Diablo II and watching soccer
[23:47] Kazilla: That is all of yous entire defense, "Jesus your more retarded then (insert idiot member here)"
[23:47] Slim: How about I tie you and Jamer together and burn you as an effigy?
[23:47] HandOfHeaven: Well, they are standards for comparison
[23:48] Kazilla: are you leaving your brothern now?
[23:48] Slim: In an attempt to purge Zelaron of this horrible case of "the stupid" that you fucks have plagued it with.
[23:48] Kazilla: thats not fair
[23:48] Kazilla: you as in everyone in chatbox? clarity please
[23:48] Kazilla: you might hurt fanboy or HoH's feelings
[23:48] HandOfHeaven: Wow, your reasoning and logic skills are beyond fixing, Kazilla
[23:49] Slim: No, you're the only twit on here stupid enough to think it would apply to anyone that isn't you.
[23:49] Thanatos: lolll
[23:50] HandOfHeaven: I could blow .25 on a breathalizer and be barely standing drunk and make more sense than you
[23:50] Slim: Uh oh, I think the lack of shitty AIM speak blew his stupid fuse.
[23:51] Slim: Quick, get me that bit of pipe. I'm going to resuscitate him....in the face.
[23:51] HandOfHeaven: Wow, I didn't know that Stephen King played soccer
[23:52] HandOfHeaven: I'll revive him. You smack his chest with the pipe while I give him air by farting into his mouth
[23:53] Slim: He may just lick your asshole. Fair warning.
[23:54] HandOfHeaven: I don't think he'll want to do that...
[23:54] HandOfHeaven: Kazilla running away? How ironic...
[23:55] Kazilla: Who is runnign away aside from fanboy?
[23:56] Thanatos: You are so fucking delusional, it's hilarious
[23:56] Kazilla: lol
[23:56] Kazilla: try harder fanboy
[23:56] HandOfHeaven: http­://­zelaron­.­com­/­forum­/­showthread­.­php­?­t­=­46553­&­page­=­ 2 wow you sure did own me Kazilla. I mean with your false premise, hasty generalizations and stupid assumptions I just got owned hard
[23:56] Thanatos: Umm.. what?
[23:57] HandOfHeaven: Are you autistic?
[23:57] Slim: I wonder if stupidity is really a form of cancer.
[23:57] Slim: Maybe we should feel sorry for Kazilla
[23:57] Thanatos: What am I supposed to try harder at? There is no trying. There is doing. And everyone is kicking your ass up and down main street but you're off in your own little world thinking you've come out of this on top. The whole situation is just plain comical.
[23:58] HandOfHeaven: Compensating because he's fat maybe?
[23:58] Kazilla: eh, wasnt trying to own you HoH but if you take that as a possibly flame then you would be easier to cut then warm butter
[23:58] HandOfHeaven: A fat midget, perhaps
[23:58] Slim: Jesus christ, the stupid rays are melting my brain. MAKE IT STOP.
[23:58] Slim: dkljf
[23:58] Slim: alsd;fj
[23:59] Slim: ffffffffffffffffffff
[23:59] HandOfHeaven: Kazilla, your failure to recognize all the sarcasm in that sentence really proves you are worthless
[23:59] Kazilla: nice comeback
[23:59] Kazilla: got me
[23:59] HandOfHeaven: Ok, FALSE PREMISE
[23:59] HandOfHeaven: HASTY GENERALIZATION
[23:59] HandOfHeaven: STUPID ASSUMPTION
[00:00] Kazilla: touché
[00:00] HandOfHeaven: Can you read it when it's bigger and there aren't as many words?
[00:00] Slim: PROCLAMATION OF VICTORY
[00:00] HandOfHeaven: Nevermind, you can't even comprehend that
[00:00] Kazilla: HoH you have earned your spot on the bandwagon team
[00:00] Thanatos: dose werds r to big
[00:00] Kazilla: no longer is it brothers, hence forth it will be known as the trio of do what he is doing
[00:00] HandOfHeaven: WTF is a bandwagon team?
[00:00] Slim: OH JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST.
[00:00] Slim: No one fucking cares what you say.
[00:00] Thanatos: Welcome to the team, HoH!
[00:00] Slim: Stop breathing my air you goddamn simp.
[00:00] Kazilla: Trio of do what he is doing; Slim, Jamer, and HoH
[00:00] Thanatos: I *think* I'm your leader? I'm not sure, though.
[00:00] HandOfHeaven: I'm seriously about to have a heart attack I'm laughing so damn hard
[00:01] System: Vollstrecker has joined the chat
[00:01] Vollstrecker: What the hell is going on around here?
[00:01] Slim: Quick, let's have a team high 5
[00:01] Thanatos: Oh right, I'm not part of the team
[00:01] Thanatos: I'm the fanboy
[00:01] *HandOfHeaven does the funky chicken dance*
[00:01] Slim: Apparently we all hate Kazilla because it's the "cool" thing to do.
[00:01] Thanatos: Can I join, though?
[00:01] Slim: Wanna Join, Steph?
[00:01] Slim: You can be cool....with us!
[00:01] Thanatos: With us.
[00:02] HandOfHeaven: Volls, you really should be insulted that he took your flame thread
[00:02] Slim: My brain is melting, I need a beer.
[00:02] HandOfHeaven: Alize tomorrow. Pwn
[00:02] Kazilla: it was given credit accordingly
[00:02] Vollstrecker: Getting a creepy Poltergeist vibe off this conversation.
[00:02] Willkillforfood: foos
[00:02] Kazilla: Everybody loves kazilla
[00:02] Slim: wiiiith ussssssss
[00:02] *HandOfHeaven waves at WKFF*
[00:02] Slim: Despite what your mother told you
[00:02] Slim: No they don't.
[00:03] Kazilla: slim your train is leaving
[00:03] Slim: And no, you can't be an astronaut.
[00:03] Kazilla: tell your buddies to hurry
[00:03] Slim: My balls are sweating, would you care to fix that?
[00:03] Slim: Seeing as you are my bitch from here on out.
[00:03] HandOfHeaven: due yoo wirk fast f00d?
[00:04] System: Wed-G has joined the chat
[00:05] Thanatos: Another member of the team!
[00:05] Thanatos: Who ordered the team meeting?
[00:05] Slim: <
[00:05] Wed-G: God.
[00:05] Kazilla: LOL wtb jamer
[00:05] KagomJack: So, HoH
[00:05] Wed-G: To dispatch of the douchebag.
[00:05] KagomJack: I may not be single by the end of this month =D
[00:06] HandOfHeaven: Oh really?
[00:06] Slim: LOL WTB HOOKED ON PHONICS
[00:06] HandOfHeaven: Are you on A I M?
[00:06] KagomJack: Yes I am
[00:06] Slim: Kazilla, tell me. Do you have a job?
[00:06] HandOfHeaven: Me too!
[00:06] KagomJack: NOW AY
[00:06] KagomJack: *NO WAY*
[00:07] Kazilla: actually nope - unemployed, thus giving me plenty of time to wonder these forums
[00:07] Slim: No wonder.
[00:07] Slim: What's it like being a drain on society?
[00:07] Thanatos: lol
[00:07] Kazilla: Whats it like, well its kinda like paintball
[00:08] Slim: Oh, there you go, that was a real burn.
[00:08] Slim: Nice job sugartits.
[00:08] HandOfHeaven: Forcefully unemployed (fired) I'm sure
[00:08] HandOfHeaven: I love sugartits, but not him
[00:08] Slim: How's that unemployment check treating you, or are you not old enough to collect?
[00:08] Slim: How old ARE you?
[00:08] Wed-G: Speaking of jobs, I was just offered a $9/h 40h/w job.
[00:09] Kazilla: its working just fine actually - paying all of my bills with it that and my girlfriends bring in
[00:09] Slim: How old are ya, Wed?
[00:09] Slim: Oh, great. So you're mooching off a female
[00:09] Thanatos: Kazilla how old are you
[00:09] Slim: Thanks for making men everywhere look like shit you prick.
[00:09] Wed-G: 18, 19 in september
[00:09] Slim: Not a bad income for that age man.
[00:09] Kazilla: i am 19
[00:09] Slim: HAHAH
[00:09] Kazilla: 9 dollars an hour is not bad income?
[00:09] Kazilla: are you fkn retarded lol
[00:09] Slim: Suck my balls, you're shitting me?
[00:10] Slim: 19 and that fucking dense?
[00:10] Slim: There is no god, you have proven it.
[00:10] Kazilla: i agree god doesnt exist
[00:10] Thanatos: It's okay though. He's a self-admitted retard.. so at least there's that
[00:10] Wed-G: Yeah, not bad. I'm currently making $7/h.
[00:10] HandOfHeaven: ROFL
[00:10] Kazilla: you might find it in my fuck the middle east blow up the taliban thread fanboy has bookmarked
[00:10] HandOfHeaven: I'm gonna be make $8/hr pretty soon at K Mart.
[00:10] Slim: I agree YOU shouldn't exist anymore.
[00:10] Slim: Tell you what.
[00:10] Kazilla: i was making 16 dollars an hour @ my last job you guys must me on welfare
[00:11] Slim: I'll buy the garden hose and duct tape if you promise to monoxide yourself.
[00:11] HandOfHeaven: I live in the Midwest and go to school
[00:11] Thanatos: I call bullshit
[00:11] Slim: You're so full of shit it's coming out of your ears.
[00:11] Wed-G: I'd be working 8-5 behind a computer looking up parts, driving them to places and working the warehouse.
[00:11] Kazilla: look up construction in arizona and you tell me what the prices are
[00:11] Slim: SHIT YEA
[00:11] Thanatos: You can't make $16 an hour. They only jobs retardes get are movie ticket takers and you only get like $8 max
[00:11] Kazilla: either you are on welfare or you are all laboring mexicans
[00:11] Slim: I live in Arizona
[00:12] Goodlookinguy: What in bloody Hell. I've had this up the whole time?
[00:12] Slim: Give me your fucking address
[00:12] Slim: Now
[00:12] Kazilla: lawl @ slim
[00:12] Kazilla: glendale & u
[00:12] Slim: I'm going to shit in your front lawn.
[00:12] Kazilla: dont pussy out
[00:12] Goodlookinguy: Bye, bye people!
[00:12] Thanatos: HAH
[00:12] Wed-G: later, glg
[00:12] Slim: Tucson.
[00:12] Thanatos: I used to live in Glendale
[00:12] Kazilla: i doubt you have the money to pay for the gas to get to glendale on youe amazing 8 dollars an hour
[00:12] Wed-G: I used to live in Lindale.
[00:13] Slim: Try 14, but nice attempt
[00:13] HandOfHeaven: Slim, shit in a bag for a week. Seal it, then throw it at Kazilla's house
[00:13] Slim: And I don't do bitch work
[00:13] Kazilla: maybe ill drive to your house and pick up the shit for you, then omw out toss it in your front lawn
[00:13] System: Goodlookinguy has left the chat
[00:13] Slim: ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER
[00:13] Slim: DO YOU SPEAK IT?
[00:13] Kazilla: operating heavy equipment is bitch work all right - youll be checking my grade
[00:13] Thanatos: I can't believe I used to live in the same town as Kazilla.. I feel dirty
[00:13] HandOfHeaven: yay internship
[00:13] Wed-G: Wait a second. I'm bout to make an easy poll. Hang on.
[00:14] HandOfHeaven: 12/hr marketing department
[00:14] Slim: Kazilla, just remember, after school, when I'm making 6 figures?
[00:14] HandOfHeaven: fuck kmart now
[00:14] Slim: And you're working at a gas station
[00:14] Kazilla: lol - ill be retired @ 40 so have fun working till your 75
[00:14] Slim: Fill the tank, don't touch the car, and keep your mouth shut.
[00:14] HandOfHeaven: Lol @ Kazilla's epic fail
[00:15] Slim: All 3 are grounds for me to have you fired.
[00:15] Wed-G: http­://­zelaron­.­com­/­forum­/­showthread­.­php­?­t­=­46562
[00:15] Thanatos: I can't stand any more idiocy
[00:15] Thanatos: I'm out to watch southpark
[00:15] Thanatos: peace
[00:16] HandOfHeaven: Peace dude
[00:16] HandOfHeaven: Enjoy that blunt
[00:16] Wed-G: later.
[00:16] Slim: Later buddeh.
[00:16] Slim: Btw, team meeting tomorrow
[00:16] Slim: Same time
[00:16] Slim: We discuss what color jersey we will have
[00:16] HandOfHeaven: OMG h4x
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