Oh, no no. I don't mean to flame you. I'm doing this out of love. Yes, it's purely out of love that I'm calling you a terrible person, so you may change your ways and be redeemed before it's too late.

But you must first realize that you are a terrible person for being a smoker. The first step is admitting the problem. And the problem is you're smoking an illicit, albeit harmless, plant. And that makes you a horrid, hideous person, and until you can change your ways you will remain that way.