This isn't from a movie, but I find it amazingly humorous.

You know the world is going crazy when
the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese
the Swiss hold the America's Cup
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick, and 'Colon.'

I'm not sure, but I think Chris Rock said that.