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Question to discuss:
BATTLE OF THE SEXES! ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?!

You: MALE

Stranger: BOTH

Stranger: well shit.

You: OH SHI-

Stranger: Hmm...

You: A wild trap appears!

Stranger: Will you accept the humble handshake of a tie?

Stranger: FUUU--

You: Sirma'am, you are crazy

Stranger: I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU

You: I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB

Stranger: >inb4 Shakespeare

You: lol shaxpur

Stranger: Shakespearicles

Stranger: The strongest writer to have lived

Stranger: Stands next to Saxton Hale

You: Next to my cock.

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