I am sending you on a holy quest to learn about the word "bovious." It is a word from the beforetimes and you will seek it out through searches and HTML. Know that it is a dangerous and perilous journey that will require much training and the help of friends.

I will give you the Vibrator of Justice, which deals 1d8 + 1 damage and the Shield of No Cornholing, which will add to your AC by 4. You are to take two others to help you accompany you on your quest.

Good luck unchosen one!