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0 years old
I was born a girl in the town of Göteborg in Sweden's Göteborg och Bohus County.

My parents have named me Ebba. My surname is Dahlin. My mother, Erika, is 23 and my father, Kjell, is 26. I have a sister, Emma, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability and extraordinary good looks.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
My sister Emma began school.

5 years old
My mother has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

11 years old
12 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

13 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Karsten Graber.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karsten Graber.

14 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Harald Rasmussen.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Ended relationship with Harald Rasmussen.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Daniel Larsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Daniel Larsen.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Karl has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

16 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Emma has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Emma has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

18 years old
I am suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

20 years old
21 years old
22 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Art.

Failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Emma has colon cancer.

23 years old
Began work as a domestic helper.

Decided to look for a job.

24 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

My sister Emma has died at age 26 from colon cancer.

25 years old
26 years old
27 years old
Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
I have been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

34 years old
My father has prostate cancer.

35 years old
My father has died at age 62 from prostate cancer.

36 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Karl Mikkelsen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Karl Mikkelsen.

37 years old
38 years old
39 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Eggert Graber.

We've begun seeing each other.

40 years old
I have diabetes.

41 years old
42 years old
Eggert Graber broke off our relationship.

43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
49 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Tomas Carlsson.

We've begun seeing each other.

My boyfriend Tomas has died at age 56 from suicide.

50 years old
51 years old
52 years old
53 years old
54 years old
My mother has ischemic heart disease.

55 years old
I have breast cancer.

My mother has died at age 79 from a heart attack.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
Died at age 58 from breast cancer.

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