I remember for the short time I worked at Mc Donalds, these two HUGE FUCKING FAT lesbians would come in. Like, 400 pounds.

They each would order, like, four Mc Chickens, four Big Macs, Like, nine Large Fries, a Sunday, a Parfait, two pies, and an Extra Large DIET Coke.

I asked them "why diet" once, and they one of them replied "We're trying to cut down."