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Posted 2004-07-21, 08:19 AM in reply to Vollstrecker's post starting "0 years old I was born a girl in the..."
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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Shaoxing in China's Zhejiang Province.

My parents have named me Wei-qian. My surname is Bai. My mother, Jun, is 21 and my father, Hsu, is 23. I have a sister, Wei-min, who is 1.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional physical strength.

1 year old
Sister Qiu-rui born.

2 years old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

You have pertussis (whooping cough).

3 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Brother Kang born.

4 years old
My sister Wei-min began school.

5 years old
6 years old
Decided to steal.

Began school.

My sister Qiu-rui began school.

7 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 4,570 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sister Xue-di born.

8 years old
Civil war in Kansu province.

My brother Kang began school.

9 years old
10 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 128 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

11 years old
Peace.

12 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Jiangsu province.

Avoided cleaning up someone else's mess.

My sister Xue-di began school.

13 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Wang Wen.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
My sister Qiu-rui has roundworms.

15 years old
Peace.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Qiu-rui has been cured of ascariasis.

My girlfriend Wen has skipped a year in school.

16 years old
My sister Wei-min has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Wei-min has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My girlfriend Wen has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Wen has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

17 years old
Wang Wen broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kung Wei.

Rejected by Kung Wei.

My sister Wei-min has moved out on her own.

18 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 11,878 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 28,741 yuan.

Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a military sergeant.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

My sister Qiu-rui has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Qiu-rui has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Geng Chwun-yu.

Rejected by Geng Chwun-yu.

My sister's boyfriend Fa-hsien has suffered an epileptic seizure.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.

Assaulted someone during an argument.

My brother Kang has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Kang has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

21 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,808 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Kansu province.

Avoided using drugs.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My brother Kang has moved out on his own.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

22 years old
Avoided using drugs.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Invested 41 yuan in a bank account.

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My sister's boyfriend Kang has been hurt in an accident.

23 years old
Avoided using drugs.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Pai Li-ping.

We've begun seeing each other.

Left the military.

Began work as a customs official.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Li-ben has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

24 years old
Peace.

Denied a raise.

My sister Qiu-rui has moved out on her own.

Wong Kang and my sister Qiu-rui have married.

My sister Xue-di has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Xue-di has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,649 people have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Fujian province.

Decided to use my job illegally to make money.

Caught illegally getting extra money from work.

Sentenced to two years of probation.

My girlfriend Li-ping is not ready for marriage.

My sister Xue-di has moved out on her own.

26 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 171 people have died and 4,600,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Kept a wallet I found without trying to find the owner.

Li-ping and I are now engaged..

Pai Li-ping and I got married this year.

Bao Li-ben and my sister Xue-di have married.

27 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 33 people have died and 2,500,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 9000 yuan in land.

My brother's girlfriend Wan has arthritis of the knee.

My sister Xue-di has appendicitis.

28 years old
My sister Xue-di has been cured of appendicitis.

Xu born to Xue-di Bao

29 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 296 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 110 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 6% pay raise.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang are now engaged to be married.

Qing born to Xue-di Bao

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Dung Kai-shek and my sister Wei-min have married.

Yee Wan and my brother Kang have married.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has given up drugs.

31 years old
Denied a raise.

32 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 64 people have died and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

33 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,490 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

Invested 5000 yuan in a bank account.

Zi born to Qiu-rui Wong

34 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 20 people have died and 1,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Wife pregnant.

Xian born to Wei-min Dung

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in permanent limp.

Li born to Xue-di Bao

Son Jin born.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 11 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Denied a raise.

Wei-qian born to Xue-di Bao

37 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 141 people have died and 5,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

38 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 156 people have died and 5,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

39 years old
Hu-lan born to Yee Wan

My wife Li-ping has been cured of depression.

40 years old
Began work as a safety inspector.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 187 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin began school.

41 years old
Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested 4000 yuan in high-risk stock.

42 years old
Denied a raise.

43 years old
Lost my investment in land.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 16,929 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 112 yuan.

Kit-ling born to Xue-di Bao

44 years old
Peace.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My sister Wei-min has died at age 46 from a stroke.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,486 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

A major tropical storm has hit China. 60 people have died and 4,200,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Zuo born to Xue-di Bao

46 years old
Denied a raise.

47 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 116 people have died and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

48 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 62 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Cashed in 0 yuan from land.

Cashed in 5384 yuan from high-risk stock.

Cashed in 41 yuan from a bank account.

Invested 10000 yuan in mutual fund.

49 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 78 people have died and 2,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 230 people have died and 5,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My sister Xue-di has given up drinking.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Mei-li has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

52 years old
My mother has colon cancer.

My father has died at age 76 from a stroke.

My sister Xue-di's husband Li-ben has died at age 47 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My son Jin has graduated from secondary school.

My son Jin has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

53 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Wei-min's husband Kai-shek has died at age 58 from a stroke.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

54 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 218 people have died and 7,700,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My mother has died at age 76 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

56 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 96 people have died and 3,900,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My son Jin has moved out on his own.

57 years old
Cashed in 6349 yuan from a bank account.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 143 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

58 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

59 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 2 people have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Hubei province.

My sister Qiu-rui's husband Kang has died at age 61 from an accident caused by senile dementia.

60 years old
Cashed in 24500 yuan from mutual fund.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Peace.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

Chang De and my son Jin are now engaged to be married.

Chang De and my son Jin have married.

61 years old
Avoided donating to a disaster relief charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has lung cancer.

My brother Kang's wife Wan has arthritis of the hip.

62 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My brother Kang has arthritis of the knee.

63 years old
My sister Xue-di has hookworm.

My son Jin's wife De has roundworms.

64 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Denied a raise.

My sister Xue-di has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My son Jin's wife De has been cured of ascariasis.

65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Qiu-rui has died at age 65 from lung cancer.

66 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2,416 people have died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Too old to continue working as a safety inspector.

Began work as a salesperson.

67 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Received a 1% pay raise.

68 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

69 years old
70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 875 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

71 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

72 years old
Invested 15000 yuan in land.

Xiao-Xia born to Chang De

73 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

74 years old
75 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Civil war in Shandong province.

76 years old
My brother Kang has died at age 74 from a stroke.

77 years old
Denied a raise.

78 years old
I died from an infection.
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