Last night was an interesting night - I was made to drink!

Well, I say made... a couple of people bought me a rather large bottle of Smirnoff Ice, and a few other people bought me a number of double Malibu and Lemonadey things, and I drank them (bad manners to refuse free alcohol)... and nothing happened. It had no effect at all! Not even a little bit. I was disappointed. The M&L tasted like swimming bath water after a while and everything! No hangover, either.

I'm starting to think that being drunk is a game drinkers play on non-drinkers to make us feel like we're missing out on something.