One time I woke up to one on one of my balls. Although I didn't really into investigating if it was a spider bite or not because of all the excitement and fear. Anyway I woke up, scratched my balls and felt a numb swollen something on my right nut. At first I thought I had just grew a third testicle and was like "meh", then I looked at it and saw a 2 tiny piercing right in the middle. FKLJDSGFOIJST$#W~!! Now I can't have kids. Either because of that or because of all the damn seeds I've toked ..

Eugh. Seeds.