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Posted 2005-03-01, 05:42 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Learn to question what you've been..."
mjordan2nd said:
Learn to question what you've been told. It's what you've been trying to preach.
Jesus could change colors probably

the Scripture clearly states "'do not create a graven image of him, because it will divide and cause confusion.'

1 Samuel 16:12 Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.

Genetically passed down:
his son King Solomon
Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.

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