-Sigh-

I guess the jig is up, isn't it? I too am tired of pretending. It's time you all knew the truth...the real truth. I too have been playing a character. I have been feigning this gay furry bit in hopes of entertaining people I don't even know, just to boost my confidence. In reality I am thirty-three years of age and I have been happily married to my wife, Stacy, for seven years. I now must make my leave.

By the way, MJ, your April Fool's is better 'n any I could do.