Here are some good ones from some movies made by Happy Madison Productions..

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.

Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma.


McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!


Gilmore To Bob Barker: The price is wrong, bitch.


These is from Billy Madison:

Sandler: Heey, Carl..Good to see you!

Chris Farley- NO YELLING ON THE BUS!

Principal- Everyone in this room is dumber after hearing you speak.