"And Kagom spake unto the masses 'Woe to he who shows me not his phallus for the furred lords shall pour from the bowls of misery the elixir that is death unto the world. Woe to him for he shall soon learn from his follies as mankind suffers plagues not seen since the times of Egypt.'

The people did take heed of the words of Kagom and exposed themselves to which he was satisfied and bestowed upon them the gift of eternal youth and all the riches in the world."

-The Book of Kagom