Try this on for size...There is a toilet seat, with "Zelaron" printed on the front, and bottom(for the girlies) along with Zelaron toilet paper(because 90% of the people who actually log in are redneck dog shit). And for the kids, oh I didn't forget them...Party supplies! That's the whole works; Napkins, paper plates, forks, spoons, plastic knives, plastic cups. And even a better idea, let's create all these items with the most harmful poisonous waste. Oh Jesus, I'm a genius.