Bah. I get stupid things (maybe not THAT stupid) like that all the time from tourists over here.

My favorite random moment was a phone call that went like this

*Phone rings*
Desk: Hello, tourist hotel. How can I help you?
Man: Can I have peanut butter?
Desk: Well, some of our rooms have mini fridges, so you could keep peanut butter in there...
Man: No, I mean can I have peanut butter.
Desk: ...well, peanut butter is not included with the room...
Man: No. Can I eat peanut butter?
Desk: (Obviously confused by now) Peanut butter is not included in the rooms, but there is a CVS down the street you could buy some from...

This went on for at least a minute before the front desk guy finally asked who he was calling for. The man was diabetic and wanted to know if he could eat peanut butter. Apparently one of the guests gave him the hotel number to call, but we had no idea which guest it was and he didn't have a name. Lol.