Ingredients:
1 - Large cup of milk.
1 - paper towel / shirt sleeve or jeans will also do.
1 - bag of oreo's (double stuffed for big problems)

Step1: Open bag, being sure that the fresh seal has not yet been broken.
Step2: Insert 1(or 2 on preference) cookies into ice cold milk.
Step3: Insert saggy cookie into oral orifice.
Step4: Bite (be sure to remove finger's before this step)
Step5: Quickly whip finger's in an outward motion to remove milky residue from finger's. Pat on paper towel, or shirt/jeans.
Step6: Repeat