Haven't you seen the defences those bastards throw up whenever you get near them?! All underliney and shiny... scares the freakin' bejeezus outta me!

I mean... damn! Who knows what the blighters'll do if you click 'em? I for one ain't gonna stick around to find out. What ya got, stupid for brains?! Hell, it's suicide, man!

Where am I? Lounge? Good.

And on another note, What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?