Lets face it, in every game you run into at one point or another Mr. Obvious, better known as Captain Obvious. He/she points out things that are so blatantly obvious it's painful to see him say it! So, lets get an on going list of all the obvious things out there in an attempt to hault further obvious observations. I'm not sure as to how far this idea stretches, but I'll get us started.

Diablo 2:
You're running some Baal games for your friend in NM. You get to the throne room and as your clearing it, Captain Obvious chirps in with..

"Are you going to tp?"