Ok. So tell me even if this isn't a Jewish conspiracy, what benefit does it have?

You all want turn humans with separate traits: blonde hair, blue eyes, green eyes, hazel eyes, charcoal black skin, squinty eyes, straight hair, etc. etc. things that make us all supposedly "diverse" into one generic brown mongrels? This doesn't make any sense to me. I hate to be offensive, but no one wants to look like Tiger Woods, easily the biggest mongrel on Earth. I have nothing against pre-existing mongrels, but I disagree that everyone should become a mongrel.

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.