I'll make a new post for a couple of Peter Crouch video's, else they'll get swamped in the essay above.

First, his overhead kick. It was actually whilst playing for Liverpool against Galatasaray. He also got one against Bolton. Both are brilliant. Included in the video is his hat-trick against Arsenal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbsUjH7OlXY

The second video is his robot dance on a loop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96eSrFlUVh0

He's 6' 7", btw.