Impudent imp! Impatience is immoral. Indeed, it is illicit, ignoble, imbecilic, insulting - impatience, if impetuous, is impertinent, impious, improper! It implies indigent imagination. Inert imagination! Inept imagination!! Ineffably indolent imagination!!! It is infuriatingly insalubrious.

I mean, come on, the thread is only two and a half hours old. And try saying that with a mouth full of stone.