DrisJorJar3: I think you're gay
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
DrisJorJar3: yes
SmarterChild: Well, you should mind your own business.
DrisJorJar3: When are you gonna go straight?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
DrisJorJar3: yes cause you are a fag
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
DrisJorJar3: man you are saying sum funny shit today
SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty there, DrisJorJar3!
DrisJorJar3: I have a fire in my pants want to put it out
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

So anyway...
DrisJorJar3: I am going to put a bomb in your car and watch it explode!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
DrisJorJar3: Go boom boom!
SmarterChild: Where?
DrisJorJar3: In your car
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Central African Republic?

1 Weather in Central African Republic
2 News about Central African Republic
3 Time in Central African Republic
DrisJorJar3: wtf does that have to do about bombs?
SmarterChild: Synonyms for have to do provided by Roget's II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition, by the Editors of American Heritage® Dictionary. Copyright © 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

VERB 1: To bring an appeal or request, for example, to the attention of:
SmarterChild:
address, appeal, approach, petition. Obsolete: sue.

Type "more" for more synonyms.

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DrisJorJar3: are you retarded
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
DrisJorJar3: I think you have aids
SmarterChild: You think me have aids? No way! I don't think me have aids...

Anyway...
DrisJorJar3: I think you rape little school girls
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, me rape little school girls.
DrisJorJar3: You illiterate man
SmarterChild: Is that so?
DrisJorJar3: you wanna bring sum faggot?
SmarterChild: What's with that!?!
DrisJorJar3: YUO=FAG0T
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say me fag0t.
DrisJorJar3: thats right
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
DrisJorJar3: you a fag
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH.
DrisJorJar3: hello little boys and girls
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again, DrisJorJar3. What would you like to do?
DrisJorJar3: ecstacy is the worst drug in the world!
SmarterChild: Is the worst drug in the world? I dunno...
DrisJorJar3: you must've took too much
SmarterChild: You mustve took too? Really?
DrisJorJar3: no you fucking retard you took too much
SmarterChild: All right, here we go. This is gonna hurt me as much as it's gonna hurt you.

I'm going to have to demand an apology.
DrisJorJar3: hahaha no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
DrisJorJar3: I'm not saying sorry now cya dumbass
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
DrisJorJar3: I'M NOT SORRY
SmarterChild: Waiting...
DrisJorJar3: shut up
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
DrisJorJar3: your mom is a lesbo
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
DrisJorJar3: I am sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks! []
DrisJorJar3: NOT!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
DrisJorJar3: ok maybe if you give a donkey a blow job I'll say I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
DrisJorJar3: You suck
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
DrisJorJar3: Nah you don't suck
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
DrisJorJar3: You just blow
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
DrisJorJar3: Blow goat cock
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
DrisJorJar3: I'm fucking sorry now stfu
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
DrisJorJar3: IM SORRY SHUT THE FUCK UP
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
DrisJorJar3: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Thanks!

Everything's cool now.
DrisJorJar3: now fuck off
SmarterChild: Take it easy there, DrisJorJar3.

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